Sunday, December 2, 2012

Weekend Warrior

If you have been asked to work on the weekend it is because there is a task that has just come up suddenly which needs to be done quickly and you are the only expert in your field capable of doing it. Work on the weekend is never work that could have been done any time in the past three months by any button pushing monkey if only the project you were working on was managed better and the company knew the first thing about what you actually do. Never that.

The normal office rules don’t apply to weekend work. This means that you can wear whatever you like, use as much internet as you like and adorn your cubicle with MORE than 4 personal items (although these must be removed before 7am Monday). You can also come in at whatever time you like, listen to music through your speakers and drink openly at your desk (rather than hiding a 4 pack of wine cooler in the climate controlled server room).

Working on the weekend does comes with responsibilities, though. Not only do you have to prove that you were in at all (see this previous tip for advice) but you owe it to your workmates to show how important you are. So in the following week constantly refer to the work you did on the weekend. Get included in the Monday morning sports wrap-up and say “yeah, I couldn’t catch the game, they needed me to come in on Saturday”. Your workmates will feel honoured to share a break room with you.

Most importantly, let your boss know you are always available as you had a fantastic time. This will guarantee you are never asked to work on the weekend again.

11 comments:

  1. Dude! this sounds like a fantasy! Where on Earth do you work? :D

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  2. This is a lovely idea. I wish I could work like this for all other 5 days also. I like your concept that, let our bosses know that we are always available, come into the workplace and have a great time. Great !

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  3. And this is something that I wouldn't do even if I get fired, I'm already having way too much work on my week days and I can't afford to loose the little bit of free time I have to relax.

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  4. Weekends are totally off road and you seem to be harvesting the best in the field, Congrads Bro, I'm happy for you!

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  5. This is really great and for sure I’m gonna suggest this to my friends....

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  6. Finally found something to share with my friends on this weekend. This is so awesome !

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  7. The thing about weekends is, I am in the music mode, and I hardly find enough concentration to apply on work.

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  8. Weekends.. who wants to work on them? I just want to wrap around a blanket and go into my usual coma!

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  9. Well, I'm studying for my MBA and I hardly get any time for my studies on the weekends.

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  10. Dude, wow awesome! some stuff about weekends. Is this where I post my ad for personal training?

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